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Five Funniest Quotes on Marriage

If you want to liven up any occasion, such as making a toast in your best friend’s wedding or breaking the silence with your spouse, quotes on marriage are the way to go. Marriage is full of fulfillment, companionship, and love. Due to this reason, sharing a laugh with your spouse will make your relationship stronger. Here are five of the funniest quotes on marriage, which you and your spouse will enjoy:

“The most important four words for a successful marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.’” – Anonymous

Even though this quote is extremely hilarious, there is a lot of truth. By sharing tasks with your spouse, your relationship will become successful.

“If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman: she will be all ears.” – Sigmund Freud

Ah, another quote which will have you and your spouse rolling on the floor. Sigmund Freud, famous neurologist and the creator of psychoanalysis, definitely knows how to add a dash of spice into your relationship.

“Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.” – Ogden Nash

You might have come across several cartoons, comics, TV shows, and movies, where one spouse always forgets important dates, such as their anniversary. At the same time, they show the other partner, fuming over the fact that their spouse forgets such an important occasion.

“The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.” – Ann Bancroft

If you want to fix something next time such as the light bulb or any other broken appliance, you can use this quote.

“Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn’t even have when you were on your own.” – Eddie Cantor

Marriage requires a lot of work, as you have to learn how to solve a number of problems. However, on the bright side is that you can laugh about these problems in the future.

August 15, 2018 by The Stutsons

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